I saw this "piece" on tumblr kiyakotari.tumblr.com/post/664… and found it exceedingly entertaining.
Alright. You have to make your way across a small town area infested with rage virus zombies.
The first item on your left is your primary weapon, the first item on your right is your secondary weapon, the main character in the last show you watched is your only surviving friend.
So now tell me, exactly just how f***** are you ?
Hmm, lets see...I have a stack of paper on the left, and my printer on the right...and king Arthur (as a boy). Ooh man...